I HOPE THIS PAGE BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE OR A TRUTH TO YOUR HEART. EITHER WAY YOU WIN.

John                                                                                    

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                                                     AUGUST QUOTES AND HUMOR

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"Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
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My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure."
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"That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well."
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"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."
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"Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle."
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What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake
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You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality
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You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it
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The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
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If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they will not bother you for weeks        xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
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I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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Fools rush in where fools have been before.
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Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
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And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
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